"... we lost the Droid... the Resistance captured him... Hux got the better of me... and saved my ass... a little girl beat me up.... I got shot really badly... BUT - at least I killed Solo".
You know... even on the darkest days - stay positive!
Alternative title would be: "Rey could have just asked me to take my clothes off" Because his smile ended up more creepy than menacing and he looks a tad bit obscene... a bit.